Men Vs Women,Amazing writing from one of my blog friend..:)

I was just browsing through some of the blogs,and this is what i found..interesting..read on..

Men Vs Women

1.. THINGY (thing-ee) n..Female....... Any part under a car's hood----Male...... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female...... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another----Male..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner----Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys..

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.!----Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one..

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.Female...... A good movie, concert, play or book----Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.Female..... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion----Male....... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.Female....... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve----Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another---- Male..... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.