Thursday, June 17, 2010

Art of enjoying idleness.

I know I'm giving up life's simple pleasures when I give up, however unconsciously, the art of enjoying idleness.
Like reading into the night and not worrying about the time that I have to be at ವರ್ಕ್...
To read the newspaper - all 24 pages of it!
Or trying out all kinds of homemade face packs....
Or hair massages. And pedicures and facials.
Or spend time window shopping....My fav..
And getting DVDs of movies I'd like to watch...
And gymming, or bloggging, without checking the time for how late it is!
To indulge in my eccentricities and do saner things like manage my finances, and relationships, visit pregnant cousins and friends, ailing elders and
lonely relatives as often as I'd want to.
To travel free and often....

I want to do all of these now now now...24 hours aint enuf fa me..:)
೨೪ ಗಂಟೆ ಸಾಕಾಗಲ್ಲ..ಏನು ಮಾಡೋಧು...

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend?

To,

Archana


7.0 S.M



Sub: Offer of love!


Dearest Ms Aarthi,


     I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with
you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the
meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like
to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on
probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility,
would be made permanent.  Of course, upon completion of probation,
there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal
schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses
incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take! up
a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be
taken care of, on your expense account.





     I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving
this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without
further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be
happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not
wish to take up this offer.


Wish you all the best!


Thanking you in anticipation,


Yours sincerely,


HR Manager